HOW CAN I HELP?

Now, you can help. Figures of Fortune now extends the opportunity to you, the reader, to leave a simple gratuity to express your enjoyment of this webpage- much as you might leave a tip for a waitress, or your pizza delivery boy.

For less than the cost of shipping and handling of one GI JOE purchased online, you can support our troops as they fight for your entertainment.

Did you know that $1.00 will buy a Joe SIX times the food it would a human being!

These brave, plastic soldiers need to eat just like the rest of us. But everyday, the emptiness of their bellies attacks them more visciously than any VietKen or Peking Barbie could. A simple diet of rubber bands and panty hose isn't enough to keep these fighting figures together! They need complex carjoehydrates for energy! Clean drinking water to keep them shiny and new! And let's not forget boots, bullets and uniforms!

Take little Mario. Mario is a freedom fighter, stationed in the backyard of a little-known, communist-dominated neighborhood. Mario struggles for the freedom of the other opressed toys in his neighborhood. But Mario doesn't have the proper supply lines he needs. Mario doesn't even have boots! Your gracious contribution will allow Mario, and freedom-fighting action figures everywhere to put down the shackles of oppression- or at least buy some cool uniform sets so he looks spiffy for upcoming photos!

If you have enjoyed reading any of our articles, reviews or photostories, we simply ask for your kind contribution, so that we may continue our campaign of entertainment. If you can't afford the simple $1.00 gratuity, you might even wish to donate equipment or supplies for the cause. Heck, we'll even take your IDEAS or feedback!

Contact us by email- no contribution is too small!

YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE!

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